Did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot? But your brain is like “No, don’t eat your finger.” So that’s why you can’t.

tinafeay:

sketchamagowza:

giraffe request

OMG I LOVE THIS 

castielloveshispaintedwhore:

memeguy-com:

What

THIS IS THE BEST THING

zarriallofficial:

I can’t believe I’m still a one direction fan

lusterine:

I just fucking want to be hot and walk naked around my house and look at the mirror and say godamn u look good today instead of crying

snaxattacks:

jaseon:

Beautiful.

It’s finally acceptable to ship cities.

Hey can I please have a ship? I ship you with Mikey! :)

comeonclifford:

Sure love <3 Thank you very much <3

Ship: Luke <3

Why: He would love that you speak Spanish and he would always ask you how to say different things.

Best Friend: Ashton 

Why: I think you guys would make good friends 

Relationship Quote: 

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Josh Billings

His favorite thing about you: Eyes <3

Song on Shuffle:Anarchy in the UK - Sex Pistols

Fake Tweet:

Url9/10

Theme7/10

Sidebar9/10

I really like hockey music bad jokes and bad dance moves. I'm a ginger so lmfao

comeonclifford:

OKie <3

Ship: Michael <3

Why: If youre looking for bad jokes then Michaels probably the one.

Best Friend: Ashton

Why: There would be loads of terrible puns and dancing.

Relationship Quote: 

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey

His favorite thing about you: That you love his bad jokes

Song on Shuffle: Bloodstream - Ed Sheeran

Fake Tweet:

Url 8/10

Theme 5/10

Sidebar 5/10

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

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